Cooler-N-Hell
Ray Wylie Hubbard

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A 68 Camero, candy apple red
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Four speed transmission, chrome heads
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Rev her up and she cast a spell
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Some things here under Heaven
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Are just cooler 'n' Hell

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A pack of Chesterfields, sun glasses and a suit
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A half pint of Gin, and a gold tooth
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Lightning Hopkins, and a pentatonic scale
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Some things here under Heaven
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Are just cooler 'n' Hell

BREAK ONE VERSE

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A blond telecaster 1955
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Dyna comp pedal, and a beer bottle for a slide
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A black face twin with the JBL's
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Some things here under Heaven
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Are just cooler 'n' Hell

BREAK ONE VERSE

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Black mascara, L'Oreal upon her lips
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A tribal tattoo just above her hips
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A honky tonking woman who wears her ink well
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Some things here under Heaven
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Are just cooler 'n' Hell
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Yeah, some of this stuff down here's
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Just cooler 'n' Hell