Viagra
Paul Thorn

CAPO 2nd Fret

            E                 A                   E
There was a time when I could make love all night long
     E                                     B7
Like a big rooster in the barnyard, I felt strong
    E                             A 
But now my private part needs an emergency jump start
          E     B7               E
Im gonna go to Viagra before it falls

My wife put on a sexy negligee
But I just had to turn the other way
She so full of frustration cause I cant rise to the occasion
Im gonna go to Viagra before it falls

CHORUS
           B7                    E
I know Im not the man I used to be
            F#                       B7
This sudden lack of manly prowess is killin my self esteem
      E                                A 
But I feel like such a failure with my broke down genitalia
          E     B7               E
Im gonna go to Viagra before it falls

I know a man who is 96 years old
He poured Viagra in his Jello bowl
But now the old women wont leave him alone, hes the king of the nursing home
Im gonna go to Viagra before it falls
            
REPEAT CHORUS LAST LINE TWICE AND END